February 2012
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Your ice cream is like a Jimmy Fallon SNL sketch. Halfway through you breakdown...
– Stephen Colbert
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ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
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I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz,
or the arrow of...
– Sonnet XVII by Pablo Neruda (via darvills)
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i def keep refreshing twitter to see if steve has tweeted again.
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STEVE CARELL JUST JOINED TWITTER THIS IS NOT A... →
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OH SWEET JEEBUS
wherearetheturtles-wherearethey:
fuckyeahstevejonandstephen:
STEVE FUCKING CARELL IS ON TWITTER!!!
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
OH MY GOSH, IT’S VERIFIED!!!!!
AND JENNA CONFIRMED IT!!!!!
I SCREAMED. I LEGIT SCREAMED!
BEST DAY EVER!
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everythingisastory replied to your post: i was just at wawa and the guy who rang me up was…
I feel your pain. I tend to mumble when I try to flirt, and the guy’s always like “what?” and when I repeat it, it has already lost its zing.
ugh i know right? i usually just say something stupid and they’re like um what? and i’m like oh nothing nevermind hahah ohhh boys.
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i was just at wawa and the guy who rang me up was MEGA CUTE so i tried to flirt with him but it was just really awkward. ugh.
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wherearetheturtles-wherearethey replied to your post: don’t act like you don’t like my new icon. sexy…
I love so much about the things that your icon chooses to be. It’s legend…wait for it….dary. It’s cuddly, b#tch, deal with it!
best response ever!! :D
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What if one of the upcoming SNL eps is Joel...
going-to-scranton:
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don’t act like you don’t like my new icon. sexy beast.
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I HAVE SO MANY TV FEELINGS
community is coming back!!!!!!!!!!!
but we will not have parks and rec for 5 weeks
HIMYM LAST NIGHT
i really cant even handle it
SO MANY EMOTIONS
tv shouldn’t effect (affect? i dunno. i need lessons from marshall on that) my life this much
but it does
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COMMUNITY BACK MARCH 15
girlslikeguysinhats:
going-to-scranton:
lestraade:
ACTUALLY SCREAMING
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEE.
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5 weeks without Parks and Rec?
kelleyknope:
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the robin/ted/barney love triangle thing is driving me banana sandwich.
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gigglemonster:
FIVE YEARS TIME [PARKS & REC]
and there will be love, love, love wherever you go
ensemble | 3:40 | DOWNLOAD | dedicated to the most wonderful fandom in the universe! ♥!
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NEW HIMYM TONIGHT!!!!!!!
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It’s hard if you’re both a writer and an actor, because you’re supposed to be...
– Tina Fey to Grub Street at the WGA Awards, when asked about her most peculiar writing rituals. (via apoehler)
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mcdreaming:
maybe if I yell louder at the TV the characters will listen to me
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Jason Segel on being single.
: )Interviewer: You know what? I like knowing you’re out there in the world and single. It’s nice to have some heartbreakers out there.
JS: With the exception that he’s way better looking and way more talented than me, I’m the new Clooney.
Interviewer: You are the new Clooney.
JS: With the exception that he’s way better looking and way more talented.
Interviewer: Are you even 30 yet?
JS: I’m 32. Just turned.
Interviewer: And no one’s stuck around for even six months?
JS: You know, I don’t want to have a girlfriend for the sake of having a girlfriend. If it’s gonna happen, which I assume it will at some point, it’s gonna be ’cause we’re like awesome together. There’s no reason to rush into something like that and feel dumb about it. If it’s gonna happen, it’s gonna be ’cause she’s awesome.